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mothurs:

tumblr culture in 2012: touch my butt and buy me pizza

tumblr culture now: choke me and hit me with your car

louisthesixteenth:

ghostieguy:

just-shower-thoughts:

I have never seen grape ice cream.

Actually, i know why this is:

Grapes contain a  a special molecule Anthocyanin that prevents freezing, so you’d keep ending up with grape milk. Many ice cream companies and manufacturers have made bold attempts at grape ice cream, hardly any of them successful.

But then, finally, those geniuses at Ben and Jerry’s did it. So why don’t we have grape ice cream?

Here’s the thing: Ben confessed in a People Magazine interview in 1984 that he had a huge crush on Becky and promised to create the flavor just for her. Knowing the history of grape ice cream, she coyly requested it, thinking it to be impossible. Ben began to include the grape skin and juice to better see the differences between batches. While he didn’t understand the science behind this at the time, he found that including the skins increased the levels of anthocyanin enough to make the ice cream freeze. “Becky was impressed,” he remarked, “We were at her house, alone. I gave her the scoop – on a cone. I was really getting somewhere. She was laughing and happy. She couldn’t believe I did it. I’ll never forget what happened next.”

“Becky jokingly gave her dog a lick from the cone. He liked it and took a couple of licks. Then he just gasped and dropped dead. He flipped down onto the floor and was just gone. I had no idea grapes are toxic to dogs. Specifically to the anthocyanin. Becky was devasted. I had invented a deadly dog poison, and I definitely wasn’t getting anywhere with her now.”

Yeah. 

tldr; The reason we don’t have grape ice cream is because Ben from Ben and Jerry’s killed Jerry’s hot sister’s dog with it.

holy fuck

blackzagan:
“wow!!! more saya
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blackzagan:

wow!!! more saya

im-zensexual:

YOU’VE HEARD OF:

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NOW GET READY FOR:

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lenalevelsup:

mkhunterz:

puppycastiel:

I’m literally in tears.

Dear god

Not many things have made me laugh uncontrollably, this is one of those things

Anonymous
asks:
komaeda holding a grudge

komaedaholdingthings:

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when u make plans w ur homeboy but he ditches u for his girl

(From the thegreatkatsby post)
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Oh wow. You actually did it.

(From the thegreatkatsby post) 

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 Oh wow. You actually did it.

mostly-ghostly-95:

Like or reblog if you agree.

pochowek:

wikilifeadvice:

make your own foot scrub

  1. feet are pretty hard to make
  2. dont call me a scrub ever again
chinafunsize:
“ You know we dead.
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chinafunsize:

You know we dead.

shred-my-anxiety:

wizardshark:

monkeydollitle:

Before I un-muted all I thought was “Damn, that crab looks so gangster.”

how did so much happen in 6 seconds

Oh my god I can’t breathe

bamboo-woods:

Why am I laughing so hard at this oh my god

I wish those three ladies would get along well

rirururu:

betagundam:

*sees a picture of hajime hinata *

Me: ❤️💛💚💙💜❣💕💞💓💗💖💘💝💟

Me:

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cassiiecage:

*favorite game’s main theme starts playing*

me: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀👀 👀 👌👌Good shit